Game of Scones: All Men Must Dine: A Parody (Hardcover)

Description

Arya Hungry?

Because Dinner is Coming...and it's sure to be unforgettable and delicious with this witty book of edible recipes from the Seven Kingdoms.

The struggle for the Iron Scone has begun, and chaos reigns throughout the Seven Kingdoms. Appetites are rising, and kings, queens, knights, liars, and honest men battle it out as they play the Game of Scones.

Jammy Lannister, by right of birth, blood, and dough, has laid claim to the Iron Scone of Westeros: join him as he fights his way through the kitchen, encountering edible desserts and baked goods, including Unsullied Soldiers (without nuts), Brienne of Tart, Jaime and Cersei's Family Mess, Red (Velvet) Wedding Cake, and much more.

As every Game of Thrones aficionado knows, all men must dine. Game of Scones is filled with such unforgettable delights as Tyrion's Shortbread, Joffrey's Jaffas, Bran Muffins (Hodor!) and Oberyn's Smashing Head Surprise, and lavishly illustrated with color photos and step-by-step instructions throughout. This is the ultimate cookbook and gift for Game of Thrones fans and every adventurous baker.

About the Author

Ser Jammy Lanister is a Knight of Westeros, a long-standing member of the King’s guard, and one of the finest bakers in the Seven Kingdoms. Having lost his right hand in a tragic accident involving spun sugar, he went on to become the greatest left-handed whisker in this side of the Narrow Sea. He currently lives in King’s Landing with this sister. (They are just really good friends...)

Praise For…

“Author Jammy Lannister, a pseudonym, is to be complimented for his left-handed approach to baking and for his 21 recipes, which are amusing yet appear to be no joke.” — Washington Post

“These Game of Thrones-Inspired Pastries Are Terrifying and Delicious at the Same Time” — Time.com

“If you’re in the mood for some alarming-looking desserts for your upcoming binge-watching sessions, we’ve got the cookbook for you: Game of Scones” — Food & Wine