Phoebe Robinson and Glennon Doyle for PLEASE DON'T SIT ON MY BED IN YOUR OUTSIDE CLOTHES

Loyalty is super psyched to host a special virtual book launch with Phoebe Robinson and Glennon Doyle for the release of Please Don't Sit On My Bed In Your Outside Clothes!! Loyalty is cohosting this fabulous event with our bookstore friends Fulton Street Books and Café Con Libros! This event will be held digitally via Crowdcast. This is a ticketed event and you must purchase a copy of the book below to be registered for the event. Signed tip-in books available while supplies last!!

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Turns out me looking like a bootleg Diana Ross on this book’s cover is not enough to entice folks to read this book. And it’s apparently insufficient to tell websites to put the following on their page: “Hilarious, smart, and very hot piece of A who makes the Mona Lisa look like a bowl of day-old refried beans—#SheBasic—wrote a great book, so buy it.”
So what ARE you getting into, if you choose to buy this book? Please Don’t Sit on My Bed in Your Outside Clothes is my latest and timely essay collection! We’ve all been through a trying time, which is why I wrote something to make you laugh until you pee a little, feel until you want to rage a little, and think until you go back to laughing a little. That means telling you about the embarrassing accident that happened while quarantining with my boyfriend, the ways Black Lives Matter and performative allyship have taken center stage, my mom begrudgingly leaving her house so she could meet Michelle Obama, my decision to not have kids, and everything I’ve learned from running multiple companies (Pro tip: Always have a wig on standby for impromptu Zoom meetings).
No pressure, but by clicking “buy” right now, you get all the laughs I drummed up, and you get to read the first book from my new imprint, Tiny Reparations Books.


Phoebe Robinson is a stand-up comedian, writer, producer, and actress. She is best known as the co-creator and co-star of the hit podcast and series of TV specials 2 Dope Queens. She’s also the New York Times bestselling author of You Can’t Touch My Hair: And Other Things I Still Have to Explain and Everything’s Trash, But It’s Okay. Additionally, Phoebe has starred in the movies Ibiza and What Men Want, and was moderator on Michelle Obama’s international Becoming book tour. Most recently, Phoebe launched Tiny Reparations, a production company under ABC Signature, whose first project is a talk show entitled Doing the Most with Phoebe Robinson that premiered April 2021 on Comedy Central.


Author, Activist, Founder of Together Rising, and Host of the We Can Do Hard Things Podcast
Glennon Doyle is the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller UNTAMED, a Reese’s Book Club selection, which has sold over two million copies. She is also the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller LOVE WARRIOR, an Oprah’s Book Club selection, and CARRY ON, WARRIOR. An activist and “patron saint of female empowerment” (People), Glennon hosts the WE CAN DO HARD THINGS Podcast. She is the founder and president of Together Rising, an all-women-led nonprofit organization that has revolutionized grassroots philanthropy – raising over $30 million for women, families, and children in crisis. Glennon lives in California with her wife and three children.

Please note Loyalty has a zero tolerance policy for harassment or intimidation of any kind during this virtual event. 

Event date: 
Monday, September 27, 2021 - 6:00pm
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Please Don't Sit on My Bed in Your Outside Clothes: Essays Cover Image
ISBN: 9780593184905
Availability: On Our Shelves Now
Published: Tiny Reparations Books - September 28th, 2021

Everything's Trash, But It's Okay Cover Image
By Phoebe Robinson, Ilana Glazer (Foreword by)
ISBN: 9780525534167
Availability: On Our Shelves Now
Published: Plume - October 15th, 2019

You Can't Touch My Hair: And Other Things I Still Have to Explain Cover Image
By Phoebe Robinson, Jessica Williams (Foreword by)
ISBN: 9780143129202
Availability: On Our Shelves Now
Published: Plume - October 4th, 2016

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Get Untamed: The Journal (How to Quit Pleasing and Start Living) Cover Image
ISBN: 9780593235652
Availability: Coming Soon - Available for Pre-Order Now
Published: Clarkson Potter - November 16th, 2021

Untamed Cover Image
ISBN: 9781984801258
Availability: On Our Shelves Now
Published: The Dial Press - March 10th, 2020

Love Warrior: A Memoir Cover Image
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ISBN: 9781250075734
Availability: Not In Store - Available to Special Order
Published: Flatiron Books - September 12th, 2017